Saturday, November 1, 2008

Did SNL Save Mccain's Campaign? er...probably not...

(My Original Blog Post: http://www.theresabloginmysoup.com/did-snl-save-mccains-campaign-erprobably-not/)

Mccain's next career: SNL comedian?




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At least, Mccain could fall back to a regular on SNL - maybe we could call him Alec Baldwin #2.

Ya know, I give Mccain props, he definitely is a funny old white guy. Does that mean he can be the next President of the United States...eh I wouldn't count on it. His showing on SNL was quite funny, both in the opening sequence and the news segment.

It starts out with John Mccain and Sarah Palin(Tina Fey reprising the role), unable to afford their own infomercial they worked out a deal with QVC to talk about their campaign whilst selling souvenires. It's hillarious, but there are a lot of spots where he really makes fun of himself pretty dang bad. I can't really say anything about it that would make you understand, its definitely one of those things you just have to see. So here are the videos:

Mccain and Sarah Palin QVC Skit:



Mccain dissing himself on Weekly Update:





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Sarah Palin PRANKED by Nicolas Sarkozy (President of France) Video / Transcript.

(My Original Blog Post: http://www.theresabloginmysoup.com/sarah-palin-pranked-by-nicolas-sarkozy-president-of-france-video-transcript/)

If Cher, from Clueless were running for Vice President, it might look something like this....(Sarah Palin Prank Phone Call)




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You know - my admiration level goes down for anyone who supports the Republican ticket this year, especially when you support someone this naive.

For instance John Chow is leaning towards the Republican platform over the Democratic one, and I just have to say Why John, Why? I thought you were smarter than that! How is wanting universal healthcare socialist? Aren't you a Canadian? Don't you have universal healthcare up there?

This is so hillarious, and show's how clueless she really is, she doesn't even realize when she's being pranked. My gosh, just goes to show any Joe the Plumber, or Marcel the Guy with Bread under his arms, can run for President. Full transcript below the video.

VERY IMPORTANT!! I highly advise you to READ the Transcript as you LISTEN!!

Sarah Palin Prank Phone Call Transcript


Sarah Palin: This is Sarah.

Masked Avengers: Ah, yeah, Gov. Palin.

Palin: Hello.

Avengers: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.

P: Oh, it's not him yet, they're saying. I always do that.

A: Yes, hello, Gov. Palin.

P: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?

A: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?

P: Oh, it's so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.

A: Oh, it's a pleasure.

P: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you and thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.

A: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday(Factcheck: actually a french singer / actor), you know?

P: Yes, good.

A: Excellent. Are you confident?

P: Very confident and we're thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening and...

A: Well I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now, my dear?

P: I feel so good. I feel like we're in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plow to the finish.

A: You see, I got elected in France because I'm real and you seem to be someone who's real, as well.

P: Yes, yeah. Nico, we so appreciate this opportunity.

A: You know I see you as a president one day, too.

P: Maybe in eight years.

A: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.

P: Oh, very good. We should go hunting together.

A: Exactly, we could try go hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoque s, aussi.(Translation: "One could kill out all the baby seals, too".)

P: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together while we're getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.

A: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun. I'd really love to go, so long as we don't bring along Vice-President Cheney.

P: No, I'll be a careful shot, yes.

A: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except from my house I can see Belgium. That's kind of less interesting than you.

P: Well, see, we're right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

A: Some people said in the last days and I thought that was mean that you weren't experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that's completely false. That's the thing that I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada Stef Carse...(FACT CHECK: Not prime minister - but a singer - shouldn't she know who the PM of Canada really is though?).

P: Well, he's doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.

A: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois (Fact check: Quebec comedian and radio host), have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?

P: I haven't seen him at one of the rallies but it's been great working with the Canadian officials. I know as governor we have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness, you've added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours.

A: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.

P: Well, give her a big hug for me.

A: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former top model and she's so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.

P: Oh my goodness, I didn't know that.

A: Yes, in French it's called de rouge a levre sur un cochon, or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber...it's his life, Joe the Plumber. (Really translates to: "of lipstick on a pig")

P: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plow through that criticism.

A: I just want to be sure. That phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That's not your husband, right?

P: That's not my husband but he's a normal American who just works hard and doesn't want government to take his money.

A: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It's called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.

P: Right, that's what it's all about, the middle class and government needing to work for them. You're a very good example for us here.

A: I see a bit about NBC, even Fox News wasn't an ally as much as usual.

P: Yeah, that's what we're up against.

A: Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know Hustler's Nailin' Paylin? (Fact Check: A Porn Parody on Sarah Pailin. Read more...)

P: Ohh, good, thank you, yes.

A: That was really edgy.

P: Well, good.

A: I really loved you and I must say something also, governor, you've been pranked by the Masked Avengers. We are two comedians from Montreal.

P: Ohhh, have we been pranked? And what radio station is this?

A: CKOI in Montreal.

P: In Montreal? Tell me the radio station call letters.

A: CK...hello?


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An update on the Premier of "Legend of the Seeker" my two cents...

(My Original Blog Post: http://www.theresabloginmysoup.com/an-update-on-the-premier-of-legend-of-the-seeker-my-two-cents/)


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As a long-time Terry Goodkind fan (12 years since I first read Wizard's First Rule), I must say that the depiction on tv is a far cry from what I hoped it would be.

Let's just say it's no Lord of the Rings, (and I like the Sword of Truth story over Lord of the Rings)... Legend of the Seeker, took way too many liberties than I would've liked.

I'll give a quick run down of Legend of the Seeker, then one of the real story - you decide which would make a better show.

Legend of the Seeker.

Starts out with Kahlan and her sister Denee running from D'haran soldiers, with the Book of Counted Shadows and a Night Wisp named Shara.

Denee is killed in the run, and Kahlan trudged on alone. She came upon a boundary that separated Westland from the Midlands. Shara opened a way for Kahlan to  get through the boundary.

4 of Kahlan's persuers followed her through this opening.

Then we meet Richard building a bridge. He goes off to feed his horse, and take a lunch break from his endeavors. As he is sitting he notices Kahlan running, he also notices her would be assailants.

He rushes to her aid, and helps by giving her the space she needs to use her power on one of the soldiers. Her power makes a person completely devoted to her, and protect her at all costs.

3 of the assailants are killed, and one falls over the ledge and shows up later.

Richard offers to help the mysterious woman further but she meanly refuses his aid, and tells him to leave her alone and not follow.

Richard runs off, and tells the story to his dad. Kahlan runs off to search for an old Wizard. The soldier manages to find Richard's brother - the Councilor of Hartland - the guy in charge of all Westland. He pursuades Richard's brother Michael to help him find his brother, and the 'witch'.

Richard's dad tells him to go find Zedd, and he finds Kahlan there. Kahlan prior to Richard's arrival, confronted the wizard and bade him to name the Seeker. Richard then arrives, and passes out from a wound he received from a poisonous snake-like vine.

Zedd heals Richard, and tells Richard who he really is - that he was orphaned by his parents when he was an infant, and that he was born the seeker. Zedd had smuggled him out of the town, while Darken Rahl had every infant in the town murdered.

Richard doesn't believe them, and runs off to talk to his dad. He finds his father's house on fire, and his dad half-dead inside. He drags him outside, and asks his dad if what Zedd told him is true. George Cypher tells him that he is telling the truth, but he will always be Richards father, regardless.

Richard seeks to find the person responsible for his dad's death, and kill him. He runs into him, and is unable to defeat him, and finds out his brother is on the other guy's side.

The soldier takes the Book of Counted Shadows, and Richard accepts his fate, as Seeker, and joins with Zedd and Kahlan. A friend named Chase - a boundary warden shows up and helps them as well.

They chase the guy all the way to Addie the bone woman, down in South Haven a six day ride by horseback. She gives him a spirit stone, to help guide him through the boundary.

Meanwhile Darken Rahl's army is trying to break down the boundary, to get the soldier through with the Book of Counted Shadows.

On the trip to Addie's Zedd is injured, Chase frees his daughter who was kidnapped earlier by the bandit from D'hara, Chase takes his dauther home, Zedd is left with the bone woman, and Richard and Kahlan follow after the soldier.

The boundary fails, and Richard and Kahlan battle the soldier, and a regiment of soldiers. He also destroys the book of counted shadows.

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That's just a short overview.

Discrepancies:

Kahlan wasn't exactly chased through the boundary, she was followed but she didn't go through with her Sister next to her. Originally 5 wizards used their life-force to get her through the boundary. Sacrificing their life, so that she might succeed. Which I think would've made a better story.

Richard's father was actually killed by Darken Rahl 3 weeks prior to him meeting Kahlan.Darken Rahl had ridden a Dragon over the boundary to kill his father, in an attempt to find the Book of Counted Shadows, which his father had stolen when Richard was little.

Kahlan did not bring the Book of Counted Shadows - Richard had memorized it at his father's insistance, and nobody was ever to know.

In the sitcom it didn't appear that Zedd and Richard were that close, but really they are related by blood - Richard is Zedds Grandson. Zedd's daughter was raped by Darken Rahl, and she later married George Cypher. She was killed in a fire when Richard was 5 or so.

Richard, knew Zedd well - Zedd had taught him all about herbs, and how to cook, and lots of other things, in fact Zedd half-raised young Richard.

RIchard was not an orphan, nor was his birth heralded by signs, he was chosen as seeker by the prophecies, but Zedd chose him because of the person he had been raised to be. Zedd had the power to name anyone to be a true seeker. As first wizard that is his job. It just so happened Richard fit the bill perfectly.

Richard was up near the boundary looking for a vine that he'd found near his dad when he'd died. On this journey he saw a great red flying beast overhead, then got bit by a snake vine (the same vine he was looking for), then he helps save Kahlan for the first time.

After their fight, he leads her back to town, and takes her to a gathering for his brotherm who is the new 1st councillor of Westland - the top dog, so to speak.

Michael, who can sometimes be rueful, and lacking of manners, saw Kahlan, and attempted to hit on her. Richard was upset, because of his rudeness, but Kahlan stopped him from doing anything, instead she made a gesture that was meant to embarass him, and it did the trick.

Kahlan and Richard, immediately left the party. He started to feel sicker and sicker. Richard took Kahlan to Zedd, thinking he might be able to help her find the Wizard she was looknig for. He also was feeling less and less lively. As he got to Zedd's he passed out, and after three days of rest and medicine was healed of the poison inflicted him.

Kahlan works hard for the time that Richard is resting to convince Zedd to name the Seeker. Zedd reluctantly resigns, not wanting to see his grandson forced into a life not his own.

Kahlan is heart broken to find out that Richard is the one named, because they were friends, but didn't want him to be hurt, or thrust into peril.

They set out to find Chase who's a boundary warden, and he recognizes the sword of truth immediately. Apparently the boundary wardens are sworn to protect the seeker, and have more loyalty to him, than to Westland. Unofficially they protect the peace, but Officially their sole responsibility is to keep people safe from evils that come out of the boundary - such as heart hounds.

Heart hounds are huge wolf-like creatures with glowing eyes, that can hear a person's heart. They are also said to go for a person's heart instead of their neck like most wolves.

The group ask Chase if he knows a way to get through the boundary, as they need to locate one of the boxes of Orden, that have been set in play. On the winter's solstice if Darken Rahl opens the right box, he will have absolute power over the whole planet. To open any box, he must have all three, and he only has two so far.

Chase leads them to Addie, in south haven. About halfway their they run into trouble, both Chase, and Zedd are knocked unconcious, and won't come out of it. They leave them with Addie, as they set off on their own to travel through the boundary, which is a small narrow passage, through the boundary. A few steps from either side of the narrow path is the boundary.

The boundary is actually a part of the underworld that resides on the planet. To enter it is certain death. Shadow creatures use seductive whispers and trickery to lure people into the boundary.

The trek through the boundary is a perilous one that takes 2 days, and that you have to go through without stopping to sleep or eat. You also can't take a horse - as there are parts where a horse won't fit between the two walls of the boundary.

And that's the gist so far -- there's no army waiting for them, nobody in their group really even mentions the Book of Counted Shadows - but richard is linking pieces together from his memory of the contents of the book, which his father had him write out 300+ times until he could get it perfectly. Then they destroyed it by fire. As proof of the knowledge of the book, he kept the tooth of it's keeper.

As you can see - the real story a lot more in-depht, but I think the series should be too, but then that's just me. I'll still watch it though, as I've been wanting a Sword of Truth movie or series forever. I just wish it were more closer to the storyline.


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Best of October. A recap of the month on There's a Blog in My Soup

(My Original Blog Post: http://www.theresabloginmysoup.com/best-of-october-a-recap-of-the-month-on-theres-a-blog-in-my-soup/)
This month was great to me traffic wise. I'm working on increasing my monetization as well. I don't think $248 is too shabby though for one month's work.

Here are some of the best posts for the month:

  1. Extreme Pumpkin Carving - over 25 resources for the Pumpkin Carving Enthusiast

  2. Set Goals or DIE! Part 1: Posting Frequency Goals...

  3. Mahalo joins the Layoff Express. Bastard, Laying people off is Unamerican!

  4. 17 Kicka** Green Businesses to Start Now!

  5. The Many Versions of Michael Jackson's Thriller - 12 to be exact!

  6. 26 Exciting Home-Based business ideas!

  7. Have a Happy Debt Free Christmas - 4 Ways to Save Money this Holiday Season

Tonight is the Launch of Terry Goodkinds' Legend of the Seeker...

(My Original Blog Post: http://www.theresabloginmysoup.com/tonight-is-the-launch-of-terry-goodkinds-legend-of-the-seeker/)

Finally - My favorite book - Sword of Truth comes to TV! TONIGHT!!!




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I must say, I am totally excited about tonight. Yes, I'm a geek. The legend of the Seeker launches on abc networks. I was afraid at first because I couldn't find it listed anywhere - luckily my tivo lets me search shows, and I found it playing on WGN. Most places are showing it on the WB.

Legend of the Seeker is the highly anticipated tv series based on Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series (which I've read all 11 books like 2 times at least.)

It should be pretty good, as it is being put together by the director of Spiderman. Of course, I can say that a part of me is sad that it's not gonna be in theatres, and Peter Jackson isn't directing it. After seeing what he did with Lord of the Rings, I'd have loved to see him take on the Sword of Truth - which I actually liked reading more than I did Tolkien.

The Legend of the Seeker follows young Richard Cypher, a woods guide. Richard is encompassed in a mighty quest mere weeks after his father's brutal murder by an evil king from a land across two impassible boundaries, in a world that Richard never even thought he'd be a part of one day.

Richard saves Kahlan a woman who has a special ability. She's called a confessor, not just any confessor though, she is the Mother Confessor. Her ability is to touch people, and make them fiercely devoted to her. The premise is that their job is to be the last ditch effort in heinous crimes where men who claim to still be innocent can choose to confess to a confessor, or be hanged. Many choose hanging, even if innocent, because the touch of a confessor is permanent.

Kahlan carries a harsh burden put on her from birth. She can never love, and never let herself get close to someone. In the intimate moments when passion over-takes thought she would be unable to control her power and would unleash the power in her lover.

Richard having no idea what she is, is the first person to accept her for who she is, but she can't bring herself to tell him what and who she is, risking the world on a lie, to keep the only friend she's ever had.

There's some major twists, lots of wizards and magic, a dragon or two. Fierce creatures, and an awesome story of love, devotion, passion, faith, honor, and more. Legend of the seeker is an epic journey that can't be missed.


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Friday, October 31, 2008

46512 Hits for October! Monthly Traffic Update. Record Breaking Month!

(My Original Blog Post: http://www.theresabloginmysoup.com/monthly-traffic-update-record-breaking-month/)


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This has been an awesome month for "There's a Blog in my Soup". We have had a tremendous amount of traffic. Most of which has come from stumbleupon, and google.

Our traffic for the month is 46,512 - Of course this is liable to go up a little before the end of the day.

The majority of my traffic comes between 13:00 hours and 19:00 hours.

My unique hits for the past 7 days is: 4,286.

My total hits for the past 7 days is: 28,331.

Since March I've had 156,587 total hits with 32,926 unique hits.

I'm very excited with the growth, and am working hard to put up seasonal posts per each holiday that will bring in some good targeted traffic year after year. I'm also working on increasing the amount of posts that I write each week. My goal is to break 500 posts by the end of the year.


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Monthly Traffic Update. Record Breaking Month!

(My Original Blog Post: http://www.theresabloginmysoup.com/monthly-traffic-update-record-breaking-month/)


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This has been an awesome month for There's a Blog in my Soup. We have had a tremendous amount of traffic. Most of which has come from stumbleupon, and google.

Our traffic for the month is 46,512 - Of course this is liable to go up a little before the end of the day.

The majority of my traffic comes between 13:00 hours and 19:00 hours.

My unique hits for the past 7 days is: 4,286.

My total hits for the past 7 days is: 28,331.

Since March I've had 156,587 total hits with 32,926 unique hits.

I'm very excited with the growth, and am working hard to put up seasonal posts per each holiday that will bring in some good targeted traffic year after year. I'm also working on increasing the amount of posts that I write each week. My goal is to break 500 posts by the end of the year.


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